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GIRL's DIARY VS GUY's DIARY

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GIRL's DIARY :

I broke up with him today.
I told him I wasn’t happy.
He didn’t even ask why.
I thought he would ask me to stay.
But he didn’t. He just let me go.
And just like that,
I lost the guy I waited for so long.

GUY's DIARY:

She broke up with me today.
She said she wasn’t happy.
I was too hurt to ask why.
I wanted to stop her from leaving.
But if she’s not happy with me, there’s no way I can make her stay.
So I just let her go.
Just like that,
I lost the girl I’ve been dreaming of for so long.

That's the problem of ego..
It can really destroy a relationship and separate two lovers...
Have you ever been egoistic to your loved ones?


A Kutta, Sher Aur Bandar Hit Story

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Kutta, Sher Aur Bandar:- Ek din ek
kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi
usane dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai. Kutte
ki
saans rookh gayi.
"Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!"usne socha. Phir usne saamane kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi
dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke
baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga aur
zor
zor se bolne laga,"wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa
hi kuch aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!"Aur usne zor se dakaar mara.
Is baar sher soch mein pad gayaa. Usne socha"ye
kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kar
bhago!"
!
! ! !
! Aur sher wahan se jaan bachaa ke bhaaga.
.
.
. .
. . Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko
saari kahani bata deta hoon - sher se dosti ho
jayegi aur usse zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra
dur ho jayega.. Woh phataphat sher ke pichhe
bhaaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya aur
samajh gayaki koi locha hai. Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise
kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher ne zor se
kaha,"chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta
hoon"aur Bandar ko apani peeth par baitha kar
sher kutte ki taraf lapka. !
! !
!
!
! ! !
!
! Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG... Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir
uskii
taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne
laga,"Is Bandar ko bhej ke 1 ghanta ho gaya, saala
ek sher phasaa kar nahi la sakta!!!


LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE...

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LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE...


January 01 - 09 ~ Dog
January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion

February 01 - 05 ~ Cat
February 06 - 14 ~ Dove
February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
February 22 - 28 ~ Panther

March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey
March 13 - 15 ~ Lion
March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse
March 24 - 31 ~ Cat

April 01 - 03 ~ Dog
April 04 - 14 ~ Panther
April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse
April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle

May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey
May 14 - 21 ~ Dove
May 22 - 31 ~ Lion

June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse
June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle
June 15 - 20 ~ Dog
June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey
June 25 - 30 ~ Cat

July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse
July 10 - 15 ~ Dog
July 16 - 26 ~ Dove
July 27 - 31 ~ Cat

August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse
August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle

September 01 - 14 ~ Dove
September 15 - 27 ~ Cat
September 28 - 30 ~ Dog

October 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
October 16 - 27 ~ Turtle
October 28 - 31 ~ Panther

November 01 - 16 ~ Lion
November 17 - 30 ~ Cat

December 01 - 16 ~ Dog
December 17 - 25 ~ Monkey
December 26 - 31 ~ Dove

If you are a

Dog : A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified.

If you are a Mouse : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

If you are a Lion : Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. Popular and easy-going. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. People love the way you always treat them. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!!

If you are a Cat : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Turtle : You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.

If you are a Dove : You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love....

If you are a Panther : You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are a Monkey : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!


Jokes

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Sachhi Ghatna:


(Jise soch kar insan ki ruh tak kamp jati hai,Magar zalimo k hath tak nahi kape)